[we have a trophy? -ed]
(when the Saint's moniker is also a geographical feature it's jake-by-me to double up on the sanctity)O, Sweet Saint Of San Andreas
*The winner of the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest:
"Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories."About which the judges write:
...At 26 words, Prof. Fondrie’s submission is the shortest grand prize winner in Contest history, proving that bad writing need not be prolix, or even very wordy.