Today's winner of the CLoD:

First it was birds, then fish. Not it's crabs. For those with a keen eye for patterns, this apocalypse "thing" appears to be crawling along the signs of the zodiac. Next up: thousands of dead lions and soon after, virgins.
Ergo New York is safe....
-From ZeroHedge's post "
Birds, Fish... And Now Crabs" which continues:
...Joking aside, the reason for this latest mass death is hypothermia....
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