Just a reminder, there's a whole 'nother world out there.
It's not just the last tick on a screen.
One of these days:
gee it's raining here in mountain view and my cats hungry so we thought we'd better update you on our corporate finances. we've sold out to china. have a great weekend boo-yah!! lol
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From The Register