It's been a while since we visited the world-famous (not kidding) "Bozeman Police Reports."
From the Bozeman Daily Chronicle, this one from October 29:
Police reports: Panic attack, tossing Cheez-Its, knife-juggling Trumper
Bozeman Police reports Saturday included:
• Caller said a male and female were screaming at each other and it was going on for 10 minutes. They were stomping around. The female said, "You always do this to me". It happens about every two weeks. It was determined to be a female having a panic attack, not a domestic disturbance.
• A male was sleeping on a neighbor's lawn. He advised he was fine and just intoxicated. He indicated his residence was just across the street and that he did not need further assistance.
• Caller received 10 phone calls and 20 text messages from group of four teens in Manhattan, believed to be at the Manhattan volleyball game together. They used weird voices and stated they knew where he lived. He spoke with three of the four teens' parents and parents assured him it would not happen again. Caller was advised to contact Manhattan PD, not Bozeman.
• Caller has questions about whether it is legal to ride in a truck bed without seat belts.
• A woman threw Cheez-Its and a small piece of paper out her car window. Caller confronted the woman and she left. She still wanted to report it because she is sick of people doing this. She wanted the incident documented.
Total reports: 144.
Bozeman Police reports Friday included:
• Caller reported a missing garage-door opener from vehicle, possibly at the fairgrounds. A $300 pair of sunglasses was not taken, only the opener clipped top the visor. Car was locked. A bunch of stuff on the front seat wasn't touched, the console wasn't touched, and nothing else was disturbed.
• Caller working for Door Dash was scammed out of money by a migrant worker who is a scammer who came into the country to do bad things. Caller lives in Utah but comes here to work and sleeps in his car. The fraud happened in Bozeman. Caller is a Spanish speaker and will need a translator.
• Caller requested to speak about concerns for speeders on the block of North Grand Avenue and was told extra patrol checks are an option. Caller wanted to know if there is anything they can do as a community.
• Caller wanted a call back to discuss a peaceful protest in front of and across the street from the Emerson. Would like to know their rights and be given a heads up on what they are planning.
• A man was juggling knives on Main Street and has a Trump sign. He was collecting donations for Trump. Caller said when she ignored him he stated, "I can ignore people, too." He is really good at juggling and can also balance a knife on his tongue, which is neat. The knives are not sharp, which was a bit of a letdown. Male was advocating for people to vote.
• Caller said a male keeps kidnapping her cat. She was informed the laws of kidnapping to not apply to a cat and told to seek resolution civilly in divorce or civil court. She hung up on officer upon hearing information without a resolution.
Total records: 169.
Here is the most recent offering:
Police reports: Reckless Lexus driver, splashed on a forklift, baton threat
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