It's a small cap after all, it's a small cap after all...
From TMZ, November 26:
Disney Latest Animation Flick 'Wish' Flops Box Office Woes Continue
Another miss from Disney at the box office -- the studio's latest original animated movie bombed with moviegoers over the holiday break ... marking just the latest flop for 'em....
Word is that the Mouse is in negotiations for a Bolshevist retelling of a British classic, tentatively titled "Dr. Who, Whom?"
And finally, the headliner is from the Babylonian Bee, November 28:
BURBANK, CA — In what the United States Government hopes will be the start of a long and fruitful partnership, The Walt Disney Company has been awarded a lucrative Department of Defense contract after overtaking Lockheed Martin in the production of bombs.
"This is a momentous day for our company," said Disney CEO Bob Iger. "We now have a useful channel to funnel our bomb-making efforts. Though the fact that we have been producing bombs of immense scale for the last decade has previously only resulted in losing hundreds of millions of dollars, we can now actually make money with our bombs."....
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