Thursday, February 25, 2016

And In Great First Lines:

"A former meerkat expert at London Zoo was cleared Tuesday of assaulting a monkey handler in a love spat over a llama-keeper."
-AP's The Big Story, February 23, 2016
Of course.

This Meerkat Expert Is in the Dog House For Going Apeshit on a Monkey Handler 

Let the record show: The llama-wrangler is not all that.