From Diaper Diplomacy via YouTube, April 29:
King Charles stood at a White House dinner with President Donald Trump and delivered a toast that somehow managed to be diplomatic, historically accurate, and one powdered wig away from becoming a diss track.
After joking about the White House’s East Wing “readjustments,” Charles reminded the room that Britain once made its own “small attempt at real estate redevelopment” in 1814 — which is a very royal way of saying, “Yes, we remember the fire.”
Then came the line of the night: “If it wasn’t for us, you’d be speaking French.”
A fair and balanced reminder that the U.S.-U.K. relationship is built on friendship, shared history, military alliances, cultural ties, and at least 250 years of both countries pretending they won every argument.
