Monkeys Are Transcribing The New York Times, Typing Hamlet at 12 Words Per Minute

If it makes anyone feel better they're Stanford monkeys.

Note: we're aware these are either bonobos or chimps. (you try finding a pic of monkeys at the keyboard)

From Engineering & Technology, Sept. 13: 

Monkeys transcribe Hamlet with new brain-reading tech

Monkeys equipped with a brain implant, which reads their thoughts in order to move a cursor, have been able to transcribe passages from Hamlet or the New York Times at 12 words per minute. 

The technology, developed by Stanford University researchers, has been hailed as a major breakthrough for people suffering from severe paralysis such as physicist Stephen Hawking.

According to the team behind the invention, directly reading brain signals to interpret thoughts and drive a computer cursor would allow users to communicate faster than existing technologies allow. For example, the system developed for Hawking by Intel and SwiftKey relies on tracking the movement of facial muscles. Alternatively, eye movement tracking can be used but this doesn’t always work. For example in Hawking’s case, eye movement tracking didn’t work because of droopy eyelids.

"Our results demonstrate that this interface may have great promise for use in people," said Paul Nuyujukian, postdoctoral fellow at Stanford, who developed the system together with professor of electrical engineering Krishna Shenoy. "It enables a typing rate sufficient for a meaningful conversation."

Surprisingly though, the researchers estimate humans will be typing more slowly using the technology than the monkeys involved in the experiment. While the monkeys were just transcribing given passages, humans will be slowed down by thinking about what they actually want to communicate and will also think about how to spell words correctly.

"What we cannot quantify is the cognitive load of figuring out what words you are trying to say," Nuyujukian said....MORE

Here's the Stanford press release, Sept. 12, 2016.

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