Boxing Day Update: "Family Receives 38-Piece AstraZeneca Assorted Pill Sampler"
From AFNS:
ALPHARETTA, GA—Gathering around the kitchen table to pick out their
favorites, all four members of the Johnson household eagerly dug into a
38-piece AstraZeneca pill sampler that they received as a holiday gift,
sources confirmed Friday. “I like the blue-and-red ones a lot, but I’ll
pretty much eat any of them except for the yellows; I always leave those
for Dad,” said 12-year-old Evan Johnson, who added that out of the
box’s assorted painkillers, decongestants, estrogen supplements, and
antipsychotic medications, he enjoys the ones with a codeine-based gel
filling the best. “It’s also kind of fun to grab one without knowing
what’s inside and try to guess what you’ve taken...MORE