From the New Yorker:

MINNEAPOLIS (
The Borowitz Report)—In
a possible setback for the Administration’s controversial drone policy,
a new poll conducted by the University of Minnesota shows that a broad
majority of Americans are opposed to being killed by a drone strike on
U.S. soil.
The poll, which has a margin of error of plus or minus five percentage
points, showed that ninety-seven per cent of those surveyed “strongly
agreed” with the statement, “I personally do not want to be killed by a
drone,” with three per cent responding, “Don’t know/No opinion.”
“There’s no other way to interpret these numbers,” said the University
of Minnesota’s Davis Logsdon, who oversaw the survey. “The idea of being
killed by a drone is not playing well out there.”...
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