I'm in the Wrong Business Part 617: Bucket of Warm Piss Edition

....[the Vice-presidency is] "not worth a bucket of warm piss."

-John Nance Garner, 32nd Vice-president of the United States

The line is often quoted as "a bucket of warm spit" but that is almost assuredly wrong and is definitely so in the instant case.
From FedBizOps:

VPOTUS January / February 2013 - Hotel in Paris

Notice Type:

Award Notice 

Contract Award Date:

January 28, 2013 

Contract Award Number:

SFR63013D0004 

Contract Award Dollar Amount:

585000.50 

Contractor Awarded Name:

HOTEL INTERCONTINENTAL PARIS LE GRAND 

Contractor Awarded Address:

2 RUE SCRIBE
PARIS, 75009
France 

Synopsis:

Added: Feb 14, 2013 8:58 am

Contracting Office Address:

2 avenue Gabriel
75382 Paris Cedex 08
Paris, Non-U.S.
France

Primary Point of Contact.:

Dominique Mazier

MazierD@state.gov

Phone: 0033143122487

Fax: 0033142661194

Hmmm...$585,000.50 for a night at The Intercontinental.

Even if the suite had one hundred bedrooms that's probably more than the going rate for a bucket of....
(do click the Intercontinental link, it's pretty funny)