Bloomberg has a couple headlines:
Stock Futures Plunge Following Weak Jobs Report
And:
Jobs Pose Challenge S&P 500 Has Overcome Nine Times
So how's about this scenario? A 5-6% pullback to bring in the public, new highs and then whoosh!
Alternatively, A coronal mass ejection causing a minor geomagnetic threat on April 9, just enough to distract us from near-earth asteroid 2012 GD on the 10th?