"Bill Gross Buys Jennifer Aniston’s House: Report"

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If you think Bill Gross is shuffling off to the poorhouse as a result of his early/wrong call on Treasurys or just plain bad call on Lehman Brothers, then think again. The house he is shuffling off to is actually Jennifer Aniston’s, according to a real estate blog.

Mr. Gross has reportedly just bought a house put on the market only a few months ago by that Rachel Green lady with an asking price of — oh, excuse me, I just choked on my class-rage sandwich — $42 million. The LA Times reports she managed to sell it for at least $37 million. What housing recession?

The Real Estalker has more:

Miz Aniston’s estate was purchased by an entity that calls itself the Banana Trust that links back to the offices of a Goldman Sachs subsidiary in–tah-duh!–Irvine, CA....MORE