Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Meanwhile, In Britain: West Yorkshire Man Pulls Two-Ton Police Car With His Dangly Bits To Raise Awareness Of Prostate Cancer

After being lit on fire.

From the New York Post, May 5:

A wacky strongman believes he has become the first person in the world to pull a car with his penis — while on fire. And he insists the fantastical phallic stunt was a bid to raise awareness for prostate cancer.

John Stephenson, 50, hauled a 2-ton French police car 131 feet along a residential street using his manhood after being set ablaze.

He completed the bizarre challenge in Halifax, West Yorkshire, England on Thursday, April 30 as baffled residents watched on.

Using a tow rope attached to his penis, Stephenson was able to pull the Renault Clio RS along the road — and despite admitting it hurt “quite a bit,” the dad of three said “everything was still in tact.” [sic - no tact, in fact]

The martial arts expert and former bare knuckle fighter has previously hit the headlines for pulling a car using his testicles and pulling a car while his head was on fire.

So he decided to combine the both to raise awareness of men’s health issues — and believes he is the only person in the world to have achieved such a feat.

“I’ve pulled a car with my testicles before and I’ve pulled a car on fire, so I thought why not combine the both?....

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