Updated—"Microsoft vows to use financial strength to fuel societal change in sweeping racial justice plan"

UPDATE: I forgot to link to MSFT's Diversity and Inclusion Report, leaving the impression the first line is snark rather than empirical fact:

4.4% AFRICAN AMERICAN/BLACK

Original post:
Or they could hire more black people.
Here's the story at Seattle's own GeekWire.

And in other Seattle news (via ZH): 
Seattle CHOP Leaders Claim "Success", Urge Protesters To Go Home, Continue "Struggle" Online

Bringing back memories of 2011:

#OccupyWallStreet Proclaims Victory, Announces Plan to Re-launch #OccupyMom'sBasement
 Don't get me wrong, I'm as much into anarcho-capitalism as the next guy, I think I'd do pretty well whatever the ground rules.
It's just that #OWS isn't showing the kind of higher-level cognitive abilities you'll find at, say, MI-6...

 

Good times, good times.