Strange Bloomberg Headlines

Our quarterly visit to http://strangebloombergheadlines.tumblr.com/:

Met’s Hot Dog Cart Infestation Calls for Assyrians
 
Robots to Crisis Scars Shape Papers: Jackson Hole Journal
 
Dumb Husbands Can Help Economy or at Least Macy’s Shares

Draghi Takes ECB to Land of Gomorrah as Naples Prays

And many more.