Thursday, March 20, 2008

Now With the Recession Behind Us...

…, from Kim Zussman at Daily Speculations:

Time for the trader psychology profile evaluation

1. Before, during, and after trades you are:

A. Anxious, miserable, regretful
B. Strapped, teetering, busted
C. Wined, rummed, beered
C. Aroused, orgasmic, disgusted

2. What do you think of when asked to define empathy?

A. "Everyone but me is wrong"
B. "I'm pithy"
C. Oskar Schindler's feeling towards cheap labor
D. Blue to the color-blind

3. Which of the following dreams do you recall?

A. You were the captain of the Titanic and you sank the iceberg with your six-shooter
B. You won the Scarlett Johannsen date on eBay and she fell in love with you.
C. Your self-doubt resulted in the permanent disappearance of your image in the mirror
D. Scientists discovered that Ptolemy was wrong because the big-bang vector run backward to the beginning of time has the locus of origin in your left frontal lobe