Settling The Greenland Question

Old school: 

The simple diplomatic solution is Barron Trump marries Princess Isabella of Denmark and Greenland is given to America as dowry payment pic.twitter.com/fhs3b6IDZG

— miss white (@cinecitta2030) January 7, 2026

Our favorite not-quite-a-Royal, Eduard Karl Joseph Michael Marcus Antonius Koloman Volkhold Maria Habsburg-Lothringen hasyet to weigh in on whether this match would satisfy the criteria set by his fam. 

"Don’t Take Advice From a Habsburg"