So Yesterday Was Schrödinger's Birthday

A few years ago The Independent celebrated with some Schrödinger jokes:

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. 

(@OxfordEdScience) 

Baa baa Schrödinger's sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, no sir, three bags simultaneously full and empty 

(@tdawks)

It's not every day you get to make weak jokes about Schrodinger on Twitter. And at the same time, it IS.

(@thatjoeden)

 

Every time I hear a joke about Schrödinger's cat a little part of me dies and simultaneously doesn't die. (@GeorgeGavin1)

And I missed it completely.

The upside is: I had to look up Heisenberg's DOB. Get ready for some big uncertainty yucks.