Monday, May 18, 2020

Tanker Hijacked: Pirates Do Valuation Exercise

Via the Financial Times' Natural Resources Editor:
Satire of course but reminiscent of an actual New York Post story from 2013:

Central Park mugger rejects flip phone 
A gun-toting mugger in Central Park was so disappointed by his victim’s cheap flip phone that he handed it back.
“Once he saw my phone, he looked at it like, ‘What the f–k is this?’ and gave it back to me,” recalled Kevin Cook, 25, of Brooklyn....