Chemistry: Periodically, We Tell Element Jokes

Thanks, I think, to a reader:

Chemical Engineer pick up lines:

You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe!

That's it, short list.

All the pick up jokes argon? I don't zinc so! 

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Cause you are F I Ne

So I heard that oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like: OMg

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a drink is, the bartender says, "For you, no charge"
I'm dying up here.

Quick, try to helium, but if that doesn't curium, barium! 

Potassium: "Want to hear a chemistry joke?"
Sodium: Na
Potassium: K.

That's funnier than three Heliums: HeHeHe

Finally, back on topic. Commodities:

Gold enters a Saloon, what does the Bartender tell him? Answer: Au get out!

Robots:

Combine carbon, carbon, carbon, phosphorus and oxygen? Result:
C3PO

Too many more for decent company.
If he's been bothering his wife with this stuff I think he's going to be paying antimony.