As the London Whale Prepares to Decamp London

May we suggest that, after Mister. Dimon claws back his $100mm/yr. bonus, Mr. Iksil make a long term LVMH investment:

A Louis Vuitton Sac de transport pour chien

$940

If the clawback is less than a full year, the traveling man may want the entire collection:



$ who knows, half-a-mil?
Paris Hilton not included

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy Dimon
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy Dimon

You were caught on the crossfire of childhood and stardom,
blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter,
come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!