Thursday, May 8, 2008
Boris Johnson Illegimate Love Child of Queen Elizabeth and SS Agent
LONDON--Buckingham Palace retracted statements today leaking a maternal link between Queen Elizabeth and new London Mayor Boris Johnson.
Shockingly the leaked statement has been traced to Prince Charles who is distraught over the new mayor usurping his role as most newsworthy gaffe prone privileged twit in Britain.
Charles has called Boris's claims to be of Turkish descent rubbish.
"No Turk has blond hair and is named Boris."
Mom Always Liked Him Best
...Insiders say that Charles has become unruly of late, using utensils from the inside out, speaking with an accent below his class and shoving Palace staff in between the shoulders from the back when they are not looking....MORE
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