ICYMI: "The Onion’s Guide To Blockchain Technology"

From America's Finest News Source (AFNS):

Blockchain technology forms the foundation for cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, Dogecoin, and Ethereum, but it can be difficult to understand how it actually works. The Onion answers common questions about blockchain technology.

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Q: How does blockchain work?
A: Do you want to talk science shit or do you want to make some fucking money?

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Q: Who uses blockchain?
A: Ordinary folks in charge of million-dollar cryptocurrency accounts and diamond supply chains....

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