This means:
a) Penguins can fly
b) It's the end of the world as we know it.
c) Someplace in the northern hemisphere is about to get quite chilly.
A) Flying Penguins was an April Fools Day hoax perpetrated by the BBC, Apr. 1, 2008:
"This is an instant classic. It is accomplished work of this kind that guarantees the BBC its unique status."B) R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe says a reunion will "never happen":
C) Brrrrrr, natural gas futures rose 3.9% on Friday, $3.003 settle.