Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Reason Mag's Handy Drinking Guide for Those Who Want to Coordinate their Sips and Shots with the Candidates’ Non-answers

Following up on their success in last week's "Literally the Best Debate Drinking Game In the History of Alcohol or Debates: Reason’s 2012 Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game" here's:

Townhall Tussle! Reason Takes It To The People in the Second 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Game
...Which just serves as a depressing reminder of what both presidential face offs are really interested in: Not answering potentially difficult questions, but putting on a carefully scripted show.
It’s enough to drive a person to drink. Fortunately, Reason has a handy drinking guide for those who want to coordinate their sips and shots with the candidates’ non-answers. Take a drink every time…
  • Obama mentions “the 47 percent.”
  • Mitt Romney promises to lower tax rates, cut loopholes, and maintain current revenue levels without explaining how.
  • Obama says he has a $4 trillion deficit reduction plan. Double shot if he says the words “balanced plan.”
  • Romney mentions a five point plan, or any numbered list.
  • Anyone claims to be defending, saving, or otherwise protecting Medicare.
  • Either candidate mentions their own _____Care (RomneyCare for Romney, ObamaCare for Obama)....
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