That's crazy.
From Heavy Consequence, June 17:
There are 10 Ozzy DNA cans in existence valued at $450 apiece
Liquid Death, purveyor of canned water, has announced that it’s selling 10 empty cans of iced tea that were drank by Ozzy Osbourne and were then sealed to contain his DNA.
Dubbed “Infinite Ozzy,” these 10 cans are valued at $450 apiece and are being sold via the Liquid Death website to anyone lucky enough to snag one. Each was laboratory sealed and signed by Ozzy himself, with their timely arrival coming just weeks ahead of Black Sabbath and Ozzy’s final concert on July 5th in Birmingham, England.
“Once technology and federal law permit, fans can use this DNA to try to clone Ozzy in the future and enjoy him for hundreds of years to come,” stated Liquid Death’s publicity team on the goal of the campaign. Added Ozzy, “Clone me, you bastards.”....
....MUCH MORE
Since we have already crossed the event horizon of madness, here's an Earth, Wind & Fire/Ozzy mashup of "Crazy Train":
Also from the mind of DJ Cummerbund , "Play That Funky Music Rammstein" about which one commenter posted:
"I'm positive the creation of this song broke one of the 7 seals of the apocalypse. And I've never been happier to welcome damnation. Thank you DJ Cummerbund."
While another wrote:
"...really yeets the whole thing into the musical equivalent of the ionosphere in this rare English remaster of the German original 'Spiel diese funky Musik, weißer Junge"