Thursday, July 6, 2023

"Facebook and the CIA (FB; META)"

From The DailyMash, August 11, 2016:

CIA still laughing at Zuckerberg for thinking he came up with Facebook

CIA AGENTS are still chuckling to themselves about how Mark Zuckerberg actually thinks he created Facebook.
Zuckerberg is credited as devising the social media site, and believes he did it without being covertly manipulated by the secret services, who would obviously have no interest in such a mass communication tool.

CIA Agent Tom Booker said: “I mean come on, I’ve got shoes older than him and he thinks he invented this incredibly huge communication system and spying tool.
“This all began when he ‘accidentally’ overhead some sexy girls talking about it at college, then was introduced to some computer experts at a frat party who just happened to be 10 years older than everyone else and wearing suits. 

“We only chose him because he seemed astonishingly gullible.”
He added: “He thinks because he wears the same clothes every day that makes him a genius. I’ve got an uncle who wears the same clothes everyday and believe me, he’s no genius.”

Fellow agent, Mary Fisher said, “He probably thinks he wrote Stairway to Heaven too. You’ve got to admire that little chump’s confidence.

We were behind Blind Date too. Figure that one out.”
Please note: the above is satire, it is "fāke" This however...

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Continuing our look at the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency.

And From We Are

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Google on the other hand...

Thanks, I think, to a reader. 

Google on the other hand "Google’s true origin partly lies in CIA and NSA research grants for mass surveillance" (GOOG)"

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