Oh Dear Lord I believe I have suffered a stroke.
From FT Alphaville:
This is Joseph. He is a well known commodity forecaster.
This is Pharaoh:
Pharaoh is worried about future scarcity of commodities because he’s been listening to Joseph’s scary dream-based forecasts....MUCH MORE
I'm not kidding, if this isn't a stroke it is at minimum a TIA with hallucinations.