Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Green Test: Are You an Eco-Snob?

From the Telegraph:

When you switch the television off at night, do you…

a) Switch it off properly at the plug?

b) Leave it on stand-by, thus burning up energy?

c) Throw it out of the window of your high-rise hotel before embarking on a drug-fuelled orgy with a dozen groupies?

What is a Sumatran tiger?

a) An endangered species.

b) An aphrodisiac. You harvest the penis and throw the rest away.

c) I know this one. I know this one. Don't tell me…