Vaguely reminiscent of:
J.J. ASTOR DROWNED IN LINER MISHAP
-headline over the report of the sinking of the Titanic
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From Newsday:
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - The meltdown of Bear Stearns, the Wall Street investment banking titan that has been handling prospective buyers for the Tropicana Casino and Resort, will not affect the casino's sale, people involved in the process said Monday....MORE