This is part one of three. A regular Magnum Opus (as opposed to a Magnum Opie; either (a) Ron Howard reprising the Selleck role or (b) ewww, a truly misbegotten love child, ewww, ewww)
This press release is just an excuse to get moving this morning (and maybe search engine bait).
"An independent lay researcher, with a background in Software Engineering, from Derbyshire, UK, has published a new report which documents ongoing illegal aerosol spraying activities which could be affecting our climate, our health or both." It's a 19 page PDF
Which of course reminded me of this story:
UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister
"A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday."
Those two are probably harmless.
But there really are Black Helicopters!
I know because the week after the 9/11 mass murders I was driving from Tahoe to Ely NV on U.S. 50 "The Lonliest Road in America" for the Silver State Classic Challenge. Warning: very non eco-friendly ahead: Pics, History, Records.
I saw only six vehicles in 400 miles and two of those were black helicopters. They passed me at a couple hundred feet and a couple hundred mph.
Which line naturally reminded me of Alferd Packer:
"Damn you, Alferd Packer! There were seven Dimmycrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"
An alternate version of the judge's outburst is
- "Packer, you depraved Republican son of a bitch! There were only five Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate them all!"
The actual sentencing statement, of course, was a little more in character for an educated state judge:"Close your ears to the blandishments of hope. Listen not to the flattering promises of life, but prepare for the dread certainty of death.