Monday, August 10, 2015

UPDATED--It's The Uber For....Ah Screw It: On Demand Condoms Delivered In Under An Hour

Update below.
Original post: 
 
Marketed to whom? Guys whose priapism makes a walk to the corner store less than comfortable?
Shakes the Clown meth-binging and frenetically making balloon animals?
Who needs the service?
From the HuffPo:

24-Hour Condom Delivery Is About As Awesome As It Sounds
It's a dreaded scenario. You reach for a condom and -- horror of horrors -- you realize that you don't have one. It's late at night and the options are limited: head out under cover of darkness to whatever brightly-lit drug store happens to be open, or ditch your efforts at intimacy for the evening.

You'll never find yourself in this dilemma again if L. Condoms has its way -- the relative newcomer to the condom industry is delivering eco-friendly, socially responsible ultra thin condoms via one-hour bike messenger, 24 hours a day.

While the service is currently only available in San Francisco and Manhattan, the company has its eyes on expansion....MORE
Update:
Oh, No, No, No.
I think we've been sucked into a "...Self-referential vortex of psychologically important thresholds" that Cardiff Garcia warned about in 2012.

From VentureBeat: