Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Be One of The Cool Kids: Take a Swipe at TED Talks

I know I've done it.
From The Awl:

What If These TED Talks Were Horribly, Unspeakably Wrong?

TED DOLLARS 
The long knives have been out for TED Talks for some time. Benjamin Bratton called them "middlebrow megachurch infotainment." Evegny Morozov called the TED publishing arm the "insatiable kingpin of international meme laundering." The gist of these arguments is that TED Talks are vapid, culty mass-selfies that fetishize technology for every solution. It is "placebo science" meant to make its audience feel good about learning and themselves, where ideas can hang out and do whatever, man—just turn the safety off on your brain-gun.

If not read in the voice of a perpetual techno-cynic, these might not be such terrible things. Is middlebrow entertainment bad? If cynics want to complain about shallow, self-indulgent infotainment there's a whole world of sitcoms, reality television, and History channel documentaries on alien-Nazi collaborations for their critical ire. If touchy-feely talks about cultural norms and where ideas come from are so bad, then wait until they get a load of the New York Times nonfiction bestseller list for the past twenty years.

There have certainly been great TED Talks—I highly recommend Ben Goldacre's talk on shoddy science and clinical trials for pharmaceuticals or Molly Crockett's monologue on the bollocks of current neuroscience research. These have helped give a voice to the underserved while highlighting potential innovations that truly could improve the world. Fantastic and informative talks by very respected scientists, bringing attention to projects that would otherwise be destined for the back pages of Scientific American.

But then there are also TED Talks that are blatant pseudoscientific garbage. These aren't nebulous meanderings on where ideas come from or the contentious talks on new age and quantum energy seen at the smaller TEDx events (kookiness that the organizers have already tried to clamp down on). These are the main stage talks on subjects with wide social implications. These are the TED Talks that simply repackage right-wing talking points for the stoned California tech elite with a gloss of technological innovation and a contrarian interpretation of how the world actually works. In Bratton’s words, there’s a reason many of them have not come to fruition.

TED's lack of substantial peer review and its emphasis on what is new, what isn't divisive, and what is entertaining rather than accurate or well-researched means that horrendous nonsense can get a wide audience of the rich and powerful. TED's lack of rigor in filtering out candidates and its emphasis on performance and inspiration has allowed the scientific equivalent of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth to give speeches at Woodstock. The problem is not that technology is evil or that nothing should be touchy-feely. It's that TED—which operates under the Sapling Foundation, a nonprofit founded by Chris Anderson—let down its guard and the inmates took over the asylum. These are ideas that are not worth spreading. They are, in fact, bad ideas and TED should feel bad for having spread them....MORE
HT: The Big Picture's "10 Tuesday PM Reads"

Okay, The Awl is going deeper than just poking fun at the pop-intellectualism of most of the talks. Of the seven examples he lists I've actually listened to four, with the Sagata Mitra piece being the only one I'd recommend. In addition, regarding a fifth, I know enough about the question of geo-engineering to know that it is only a last ditch choice to be used should temperatures overshoot, which they haven't and won't for at least a few decades.
On the sixth, I'm just tired of Malcolm Gladwell. Finally, regarding the oxytocin talk it appears to be a bit out there.

So for me, it's back to poking juvenile fun at the talks so what better way than this note perfect bit from our post, "Should a Robot Have a Personality? A Penis?":


See also:
Anatomy of a Winning TED Talk

TED-O-Matic: How to Generate Your Own Faux Profound TED Talk