The Whole World is Channeling The Onion

Headlines from the Sydney Morning Herald.

Canada's behaviour disgusting, says Beijing
Gender imbalance a threat to stability
GI Joe turns his back on US military
Sarah Jessica Parker named world's unsexiest woman
MySpace co-founder busted for faking his age

1. Russian restaurant sold dog meat: police
2. Student finds valuable painting in couch
3. BT Investment Management launches IPO

Heat to bring out the bloodsuckers
Boom or bust: Coalition can't agree