Quite a bit going on in that headline.
From the Babylon Bee's sister site (for those times when parody fails) Not The Bee, June 23:
This reads like the darkest of satire:
As we reported yesterday, a female officer appears to have shot a civilian who spooked her while she was taking cover during an active shooting.
That man has been named as a Jewish rabbi named Michael Moshe Mizrahi, part of the Chabad movement. Canadian outlet La Presse reports that the female cop did indeed shoot him:
Michael Mizrahi, a 68-year-old trader, finds himself in the line of fire as he goes to buy a drink near his clothing store on Devonshire Road. In the same video, we see the man appear behind the policewoman, arriving from the side from which the suspect is shooting. In the chaos, the agent shoots the sixty-year-old dead ... Sources close to the investigation confirmed to us that it was indeed the patrolwoman who fired.
What we didn't know at the time is that the shooting took place outside the corporate offices of Pornhub's parent company, Aylo (formerly MindGeek), which owns the largest porn sites on the internet....
....MUCH MORE
Not The Bee stresses "Noticing the multiple levels of irony here does not downplay the tragedy." Emphasis in original along with:
....The 34-year-old had been with the force since 2021 and was originally from Algeria, according to Canadian outlet TVA Nouvelles and a website for the Algerian diaspora.
