Monday, May 2, 2011

Administration. to Release Bin Ladin's Long-form Death Certificate

That was my feeb attempt at an Onion headline.

From NBC:
Web's bin Laden 'death photo' (just the photo) is fake
From NBC's Courtney Kube:
A senior U.S. official says that they are still deciding whether to release a still photo of dead bin Laden.
"It is really, really graphic," the official said, adding that U.S. officials are trying to decide whether it is just too graphic to put out....
Probably brought on by these:
Sept. 26, 2001
Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell

9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
Sept. 26, 2001
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for more than 6,000 years, angrily clarified His longtime stance against humans killing each other Monday.  

"Look, I don't know, maybe I haven't made myself completely clear, so for the record, here it is again," said the Lord, His divine face betraying visible emotion during a press conference near the site of the fallen Twin Towers. "Somehow, people keep coming up with the idea that I want them to kill their neighbor. Well, I don't. And to be honest, I'm really getting sick and tired of it. Get it straight....