Tuesday, March 1, 2022

Uh Oh, Is Ms. Kaminska Going To Start Day Trading Crypto?

You know how this starts. 

Like Nellie Bly getting herself committed to Blackwell's Island Lunatic Asylum. Or Izabella herself, investigating Deliveroo:

 https://www.ft.com/__origami/service/image/v2/images/raw/https%3A%2F%2Fftalphaville-cdn.ft.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F12%2F13121843%2FDeliveroo-pic-of-me-590x787.jpg?source=Alphaville

"Now I'll be able to do the crypto story the way I've wanted to!"

And as they used to say on the British nature shows, as the lions approach the wildebeest, 
"Sadly now, there can be but one outcome."

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Fortunately, we haven't seen signs that Izabella has gone over to the dark side. So far. 

Just kidding. She's actually doing some old-fashioned reporting.