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What with Kanye West's presidential hopes* on hold; and Shkreli's apparent lack of emotional baggage**, I hear Martin Shkreli may be available for a senior marketing position in a few years. 

*Kim Kardashian Considers Divorce During Kanye's Presidential Campaign As Martin Shkreli Offers Himself For Treasury Sec. or Fed Head

**Martin Shkreli wishes 'best of luck' to former reporter who left her job, husband for him