It might be best to hold off until after the close so until then how about a little prop bet?
Even-money says he repeats the old-timer wisdom "Markets don't bottom on Fridays".
Either side, you pick 'em.
For serenity here's a Mandarin duck in the snow, from Gothamist:
And Now A Brief Moment Of Zen Starring The Mandarin Duck In Snow
DJIA down 300.93.
We'll be back with The Fly after the close.