Pish-posh.
What you want is a nuclear submarine.
From Elsevier's ScienceDirect:
Highlights
- Nuclear submarines could be effective refuges from several types of global catastrophes.•
- Existing military submarines could be upgraded for this function with relatively low cost.•
- Contemporary submarines could provide several months of surface independence.•
- A specially designed fleet of nuclear submarines could potentially survive years or even decades under water.
Global catastrophic risk
Existential risk
Refuges
Disaster shelters
Social collapse
Human extinction
After investigation (three second Google search) into the proper usage of 'pish-posh':
Dear Word Detective: From where does the phrase “pish posh” come? — Michelle.I've decided I should use it more often.
Hey, that’s a good question. As an aficionado of dismissive phrases (“High voltage? Fiddlesticks!”), I’m always up for an investigation of the wonderful world of casting contemptuous scorn on the solemn pronouncements of other people....MORE
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