Which type of free data provider for advertisers are you?
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 25, 2014
Uber for people who rescue you from conversations you can't extract yourself from. Activated by triple tapping fingerprint sensor on iPhone.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 2, 2014
Next time you send me an email with legal mumbo jumbo in the bottom I’ll have my lawyer review it and send you the bill.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 21, 2014
The science of almonds. pic.twitter.com/VgRjdynLvW
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 10, 2014