From The Mess that Greenspan made:
The Best of the Bozeman Police Reports
A store employee said a man was in the store “acting crazy” but “would not say what type of crazy behavior” the man was exhibiting. The man, who was trying to provoke a fight, was gone when police arrived.
Six black cows were in a woman’s yard at 5:30 p.m. The cows did not belong to her.
Officers spoke to a man who appeared to be breaking into a vehicle. It ended up being his vehicle but he was very intoxicated. He was warned about driving and given a ride.
An officer noticed an intoxicated man passed out in his vehicle with the engine running. He was arrested for Driving Under the Influence.
Police warned transients and members of the Missoula Maggots rubgy team for urinating in the 300 block of East Mendenhall Street at 11:30 p.m.
About 20 sheep were “headed northbound” on Jackrabbit Lane at 1:30 a.m.
An intoxicated man stole a hanging flower basket from a business. Officers “followed the flower trail to his residence,” where he was cited and released.
An intoxicated man was warned for trying to climb the face of a downtown building....MORE