Thursday, April 11, 2019

Avenatti Charged In 36 Count Indictment, Facing 331 Years In Prison, Channels The Black Knight

From the Associated Press:

Avenatti charged with embezzlement, fraud, cheating on taxes
Attorney Michael Avenatti has been charged in a 36-count federal indictment alleging he stole millions of dollars from clients, did not pay his taxes, committed bank fraud and lied in bankruptcy proceedings.

Avenatti, 48, was indicted late Wednesday by a Southern California grand jury on a raft of additional charges following his arrest last month in New York on two related counts and for allegedly trying to shake down Nike for up to $25 million.

The attorney best known for representing porn actress Stormy Daniels in lawsuits against President Donald Trump said Thursday on Twitter that he will plead not guilty to the California charges....MORE

See: 
                              Black Knight:   "It's just a flesh wound!" 
 
                              King Arthur:       "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!"
          Black Knight:    "I am invincible! 
          King Arthur:      "You're a loony!" 
          Black Knight:     "The Black Knights always triumph!"
Or:

How to Spot a Hedge Fund Fraudster
Bombast. In my experience they are all bombastic.
And stripper poles. You would not believe the number of stripper poles that crooks collect....
..."The simple truth was consumed in the belly of deception, but now has been vomited for the world to see," Uttley began....
Related April 1: "Avenatti May Be Going To Prison For the Rest of His Life".